Life's Little Mysteries #2

How would you feel if you found this flower-studded cross, and the threatening note pinned to it, propped up outside your neighbour's gate?

[Identifiers are blanked out in these photos]

That's what happened to me last night. I was quite concerned for his safety, I can tell you, but held off contacting the police until, more than 12 hours later, I was finally able to contact my neighbour. It turned out that a friend with a warped sense of humour had played a practical joke on him (a quite expensive one judging by the quality and size of the cross-shaped floral tribute).

I was incredibly relieved, and he was rather embarrassed - but at least appreciated the fact that someone was concerned about him.

With a friend like that, who needs enemies?